shoulderblades: have you ever thought about living inside a tortellini
When shit brings you down, just say ‘fuck it’, and eat yourself some...– David Sedaris (‘Me Talk Pretty One Day’)
My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
“Fat” is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...– J.K. Rowling. (via rooneyymaraa)
So what should you do, my beautiful, my bright, my intelligent, my talented?...– Ruth Ann Dandrea, an English teacher with 29 years of experience, writes an open letter to her students apologizing for the standardized tests she is forced to make them take. (via washingtonpoststyle)
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office